• Salinas
• California
• United States

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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 18-28

Hi! My name is Nenahrdz. I am never married other hispanic woman with kids from Salinas, California, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

• Salinas
• California
• United States

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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

WARNING: Wicked sense of humor in progress.I am: Funny, happy, loving, kind, honest & have God in my life.To date me, you should be: sweet, funny, sexy, smart-ish (giggle), love music & love Jesus.***** Miss Sassy says "No No" to sexting, nasty pics, hook ups, hang outs, chillin yo, "dates" that happen at MY HOUSE, mud riding & camping.

• Salinas
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• United States

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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

If you do not know the difference between "your" and "you're" don't waste your time messaging me."I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I want Jake from '16 Candles' waiting outside the church for me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie. Preferably one with an awesome musical number for no apparent reason."Okay, so that's the hopeless romantic in me. Bring me Stargazer Lilies and I'll smile :)Now for the facts:I'm not sure what will make me stand out from the other woman on meetville. Do I start with my love for sports? I definitely would like a man who loves watching sports. In the summer I am a pitcher on a co-ed softball team and can throw a great game of bagz. Do I bore you with my favorite color? Will you stop reading if I tell you it's pink? It's not pink, it's green. Are you photogenic? I take a lot of pictures and would like it if you wouldn't complain about having to smile again for the camera. If you're still reading, thank you and keep on reading. Can you make me laugh? Laughter is very important in a relationship. No tickling though, I hate being tickled. You will get slapped if you tickle me. Seriously, no tickling. As for my taste in music my iPod is filled with such an unusual variety. If I have the radio on it's The Mix. Not a big fan of country. Still here? Glad the country music fact didn't turn you off. I'm a DVR junkie. Yes, reality shows are my weakness. I also watch Grey's Anatomy, Parenthood, Modern Family, and TMZ. Don't worry, I won't beg you to sit and watch with me. I am also a reader. If it's a good book don't be surprised if I spend all weekend reading.I love hugs. I don't freak out over bugs. I have small jugs. Maybe I should have started with that. I'm thinking I lost a lot of readers now, but hey, if that's important to you good riddance. I am laid back when it comes to fashion. I have a favorite old Gap sweatshirt that has seen better days, but I can also dress up for the occasion. So this will conclude my attempt and wowing you. Hope I made you smile. If not, then why are you still here? Seriously, why did you keep reading this to the end? I don't get it. I'm thinking this isn't going to be the deal breaker for getting a response. If I interested you in my description than you will already be thinking of sending me a message. We will do the back and forth messaging until you decide you'd like to meet me. Then, we will come up with a location to meet up.Yes, a first date is important. The reality though is we will probably meet up for a drink or two. If you bring me a present I will graciously accept it. Dandelions are also acceptable if you're on a tight budget. I get times are rough.