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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kate

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-44

    Hi! My name is Kate. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Sharla

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    What you see is what you get. I am honest and an upfront kind of person and like to have fun. I'm friendly, kind and caring and have a great sense of humor(sometimes it's hard to shut it off). I live, love and laugh loud, so no quiet little wall flower here. I can be a tomboy at times but still love the foo-foo girly stuff. I am a single mom with a teenager who keeps me on my toes. I like to do silly little things- like if I see some stupid little item that reminds me of that special person or one of my bff's, I tend to pick it up. Just to let them know they are on my mind. Hmm, what else to say....... Love movies -my favs-action/thrillers/suspense/sci-fi/fantasy, oh, yeah and horror as long as there is someone there to watch with me. I know I know, I'm a big chicken. I like being outdoors but not so much in the heat unless I'm in the water (pool river lake whatever). As for the tomboy stuff- I also like NHRA, NASCAR and Outlaw winged sprints. I like football and baseball but not much for basketball, and hockey I'm still not sure about it. But I'm open to learn other new bad habits, lol. Love country music, classic rock and my teenager is trying to educate me about the newer stuff. It's a work in progress.I want trust, love, compassion, joy, passion and laughter. I want to lay it all out there and give it all up, entrusting my life, my happiness and my heart to a special, cherished and trusted man who respects it and keeps it safe. I am not looking for hook ups- wham bam thank you ma'am isn't happeningThe rest you will have to find out for yourself. I'm pretty open and don't mind trying new things. How creative can you be without (overtly) breaking the law... he he he. But seriously now, anyplace public where we can have a pleasant conversation and explore the possibilities.

  • Carmon

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am a widowed, single mom with one daughter. I really think I am meant to be in the NW area... I would love to meet another single parent ideally since the chances of having anymore at my age are slim and because my daughter should have never been an only child! She truly desires that family dynamic, and as I begin this journey to find somebody to enhance my life, I am obligated to do the same for her. She is my greatest accomplishment, my true love and she deserves all I am able to give her....I am intelligent, witty,, opinionated, creative, passionate, down to earth and honest. I am aware of how much of me needs improvement and I am a work in progress :) I love men with a sense of humor and those who are genuine and down to earth as I am. I HATE shallow and pretentious! I have led a very colorful and interesting life so far and welcome more intensely colorful moments in the future to share with somebody....somebody who is honest, loving and has values. The way a man is with his kid(s) speaks volumes.I am confident when I say that I am nothing short of AMAZING as far as girlfriends go! My friends tell me all the time that their husbands would kill for them to behave the way I have in my past relationships...because I rock like that! :) I am open to meeting, but please also be open to chatting for a bit online first!I am not going to give my number out to you until we do...if that is a problem, then move on. If you are that anxious to meet somebody before getting a sense AT ALL for who they are, etc. then you clearly are only looking for a hook up. Not interested in that anymore.

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